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so ... now in english ... its more comfortable for my english friends who mostly can`t speak german .. there are not many friends but i still collect some nice people ...

"you get attention when yo`re on your own - its not unusual you`re not alone" Towers of London

15.5.07 20:48

stay model or stay alone

Thats how simple guys are. you have to be the best-looking-girl around or you`re not existing to them. You can talk dirty to them ans suck their cock, but they`ll still won`t care of you - if you`re not a model.

That`s why we have to starve on hunger - but just nearly - your bones still have to walk to the bathroom  - for the next 3 hours (more is possible - but less is dangerous).

But don`t forget to work for the money you need for your boobs and nose and so on ...

Boys want Perfection - nothing else - not even a compromise. So if you`re not Pamela Anderson, than you should fuck off - that`s their attitude ...

Guys are assholes and if they don`t already show it they`ll show it later - it always end up like this ...

Guys are not made for relationships (because they get bored and their girlfriends could become ugly later - than its over by the way).

SO: FOR A GOOD RELATIONSHIP: get yourself a nice girl!

"I wanna be like Pamela Lee - You go get the camera and I'll say cheese - Baby you'll be rocking my world,
at the funeral of a good girl" Bif Naked

16.5.07 20:49

How to get thrown out by the cleaning lady

So, these were my holidays. We had a really nice apartment (the first one with DVD-Player – but he doesn’t work), a great view on the sea and it was close to a good Italian Restaurant. But now the story: it was Saturday, the 26.05. – We just had finished breakfast and wanted to get dressed. My father called the lady who gets the keys the other day (Sunday – the day my dad thought we would have to go. Then it rings. The cleaning Lady, who wanted to clean the apartment for the next guests – who are going to arrive later the day, was on the door. Okay, we convinced her that she is a day early and she left, just for coming back a minute later, telling us that her papers said that have to do this now, my dad showed her his papers and said: “Look, we booked till 26.05.” and the cleaning lady said: “Today is the 26.05.” That was really embarrassing for him, so we went fast to get everything packed and left.
But, what was really annoying, as we drove back, my father stopped every 5 minutes to show us something: a Russian submarine that looked like it’s going to fall to pieces soon, hills in the landscape, old houses that will fall to pieces soon, too. Then some strange smelling sand on a strange smelling beach, then a very old, strange looking piece of wood and the last thing he showed us was a supermarket.


Okay, the text is really long now, but I don’t want to forget something else:  I few days earlier we wanted to went to the biggest Poland Market – but they forgot something in their advertisement: coming soon. So don’t went to Misdroy the next few years, because as we came, 5 booths were open and 20 were in the process of construction.


“This is Ground Control to Major Tom - You've really made the grade - And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear - Now it's time to leave the capsule  - if you dare” – David Bowie
27.5.07 11:31


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